Spell it!

Conversation between myself and our Nepalese office boy:

Me: Can you give me the chassis number of this vehicle?

Office boy: It’s 1-JEE-KEY-DEE-…

Me: Wait, is that 1 G as in George?

Office boy: Yes

Me: Ok can you repeat the chassis number?

Office boy: 1 G as in George, K as in Kuncheria, T as in Antony…

Me: What? T as in Antony??

Office boy: Yes, because his name is T. Francis Antony right?

Me: oookkaayy….


Note: George, Kuncheria and Antony are the names of our staff at the office

Umm...a tribute to John Williams?

kwentong Ismail

Si Ismail ay isa sa mga tsuper namin sa office. May mga kwento na rin ako dati sa kanya na pinost ko dito at dito.

itong kuwento na ito ay nangyari kaninang tanghali sa opisina...

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Boss: "Does Ismail know where is Villagio? I want him to buy me something from McDonalds".

Me: "Yeah I think he knows. But you know Ismail…"

Boss: gives a knowing smile

Officemate: "Ok I'll tell him to go to McDonalds and that he should call you once he's there so you can inform the counter staff what you want to buy."

A few minutes later

Ismail: "Sir, I'm already here at McDonald's. Can you talk to this guy?"

Boss: Ok

(boss talks to McDonald's counter staff)

Boss: "Hi, I want a Big Mac and a large Pepsi"

Person on the other line: "Sir, this is Hardee's."

She nailed it! Tina fey for VP!

favorite quote: "And i can see Russia from my house!"

Cool Song, Cool Video

Who knew treadmills can be so much fun?

Artist: Ok Go
Song: Here it Goes Again

It could be ten, but then again, I can't remember half an hour since a quarter to four.
Throw on your clothes, the second side of Surfer Rosa, and you leave me with my jaw on the floor.
Hey!
Just when you think you're in control,
just when you think you've got a hold,
just when you get on a roll,
Oh here it goes, here it goes, here it goes again.
Oh, here it goes again.
I should have known,
should have known,
should have known again,
But here it goes again.
Oh, here it goes again.
It starts out easy, something simple, something sleazy, something inching past the edge of reserve.
Now through the lines of the cheap venetian blinds your car is pulling off of the curb.
Hey!
Just when you think you're in control,
just when you think you've got a hold,
just when you get on a roll,
Oh, here it goes, here it goes, here it goes again.
Oh, here it goes again.
I should have known, should have known,
should have known again,
but here it goes again.
Oh, here it goes.
Oh, here it goes.
Oh, here it goes again.
Oh, here it goes again.
Oh oh
Oh, here it goes.
Yeah, oh here it goes again.
Hey hey
Oh, here it goes.
All right!
I guess there's got to be a break in the monotony, but Jesus, when it rains how it pours.
Throw on your clothes, the second side of Surfer Rosa, and you leave me, yeah, you leave me.
Oh, here it goes, here it goes, here it goes again.
Oh here it goes again.
I should have known, should have known,
should have known again,
but here it goes again.
Oh, here it goes, here it goes.
Oh here it goes again.
I should have known, should have known,
but here it goes again.
Oh here it, Oh here it, Oh here it, Oh here it, Oh here it goes
I should have, I should have, I should have, I should have, I should have known
Oh, here it goes, here it goes, here it goes again.
Oh here it goes again.
Oh, here it goes again.

Akhmed The Dead Terrorist

Christmas Carols for the Disturbed

1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and....

6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder - - - Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

Merry Christmas!