Ano daw?

Bus mate: "Bakit may dala ka na boxes?"

Ako: "Kasi magpapa-cargo ako sa pinas. Dito ko lalagay yung mga small stuff before ilagay sa malaking box para hindi mahalo yung food stuff and toiletries."

Bus mate: "Naku ibalot mo na lang sa towels yan. Space saver pa yan eh!"


Ako: biglang napaisip...(ah, ibig niya sabihin nag-take up pa ng space ang kahon ko!)

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Ako: kasalukuyang nakikinig ng "Weekend in New England" ni Barry Manilow ng biglang tinanong ng housemate

Housemate: "Di ba Menudo kumanta niyan?"

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Friend who is taking up English Classes: "I like my classes, they teach us words and meanings that you use for work, asking for appointment..."

Me: "So they teach you the practical stuff - things that you can use everyday?"

Friend: "Yes! They teaching us optical stuff"

Me: "No...optical is for the eyes"