grammatically challenged recipe for carbonara

last christmas, my mom asked my housemate's friend to give her a recipe of his infamous chicken carbonara. the guy who hails from zamboanga city works as a chef for a five-star restaurant here in doha. now here's the list of ingredients as he wrote them on a post-it note:

1. pasta elbow
2. chicken breast
3. smoked ham
4. smoked turkey
5. milk cream
6. 3 kinds of billpipper
7. fresh mushrom
8. parmesan chess
9. greated chess

enjoy!